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Bring in the dancing lobsters!” +

Every band lover (via 5secondsofsummer-fanpage)

If you can name the majority of football players, how much money they earn, which position they play in, and what team they’re on, don’t even think about judging me for knowing the band members names because I will shoot you in the ball sack do you understand?

Mrs. All American (via mrs-all-american-5sos-fan)

I’m still concerned that a mini van got the boys turned on…


there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via communistbakery)


When your parents try to act cool around your friends like


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hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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I miss having someone that cares about what I did yesterday, what I’m doing right now, and what I’m going to do tomorrow. Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares.

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